The price of gasoline in France

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Parlez-vous Francais? Mais oui, parbleu!!!  
The price of gasoline in France. A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from le louvre.
After carefully planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and make such an obvious error, replied
"Monsieur that is the reason I stole the paintings"
"I had no Money to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
see if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.
I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse