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Message  gerardM le Jeu 18 Fév - 20:32

Hi everyone,

The pictures that are published herebelow, aren't my own.
I pick them up on the Internet et republish them from various sites such as:
- Just for Jokes and Fun
Minion Quotes
- other community I forgot about, but I will quote them here
- friends of mine

I don't have any rights on these pictures.
Café polyglotte sur le Net don't have any rights on them.
This is cristal clear!

My aims at posting these pictures are:
- learn English language - I state learners must understand everything and, if not, wonder why.
Learners have to be open-minded and find why they wouldn't have said things the same way: grammar, vocabulary, culture
- learners have to be familiar with all of the range of language quality: you'll find slang expressions, you'll find polite or poshy English - you have to understand every level - you have to learn when to use this or that level according to your mood, to the people in front of you, etc.

Sometimes, pictures that are published are wonderful expressions regarding daytoday life. Yes English speaking people are more practical than French speaking people; they say things simply without finding exhaustiveness... if you see what I mean.
Again, these expressions are not my own.

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Message  gerardM le Jeu 18 Fév - 20:36


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Message  gerardM le Ven 19 Fév - 15:17

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Message  gerardM le Ven 19 Fév - 15:26


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Message  gerardM le Ven 19 Fév - 18:27

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Message  gerardM le Ven 19 Fév - 23:30


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Message  gerardM le Ven 19 Fév - 23:47


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Message  gerardM le Sam 20 Fév - 17:22


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Message  gerardM le Ven 4 Mar - 11:34


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Message  gerardM le Sam 5 Mar - 16:36

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Words to live by.

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Message  gerardM le Sam 5 Mar - 16:38


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I insist. Unfortunately -but it's so- this is the language of a 94-year-old American friend.
I mean it's everyone's daily language.

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Message  gerardM le Ven 18 Mar - 10:33


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Message  gerardM le Sam 19 Mar - 20:10

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Isn't it a wonderful idea to recycle your walking shoes this way?

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Message  MurielB le Mar 22 Mar - 15:01

Laughing Laughing very funny !Gérard i don't know anything about the black cat, i have just certain intuitions and one of them is that spreading the word about the importance of praying is really what we should do. The story below will prove it for me
A priest and a bus driver both died and went to Heaven at the same time. They get to the pearly gates where Pope St. Peter greets them. He motions to the priest, and they both hop in a jeep and go out the back door. There are about 50 acres of rolling hills with a little cottage on the knoll.
St. Peter turns to the priest and says "This will be yours for eternity. A perfect little cottage, right next to lovely pond, a lush little garden, and a library full of books."
The priest says, "Thank you so much. This I shall enjoy!" St. Peter drops off the priest, goes back to the pearly gates and motions to the bus driver.
They hop in a stretch limo and go out the front door. There are about 500 acres of land, with mountains and lakes and rivers. There is a huge 200-room castle on one of the mountains, and a wishing well that makes wishes come true. St. Peter says "This will be yours for eternity. You can live in that castle with servants to wait on you hand and foot, and you can have everything you want."
The bus driver looks and St. Peter and says "Well, now, don't think I'm not grateful, but why am I getting so much more than the priest?"
St. Peter just laughs and says "You brought more souls to Heaven! When the priest preached, everyone fell asleep. When you drove your bus, people prayed!"

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