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Message  MurielB Mar 24 Nov - 11:21

Drop-head gorgeous=>Someone who at first glance is so gorgeous, it is hard to look away
I like that expression !!!!

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Message  gerardM Mar 24 Nov - 15:03


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Message  gerardM Mar 24 Nov - 23:07


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Message  gerardM Mer 25 Nov - 23:35


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Message  gerardM Mer 25 Nov - 23:47

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Message  gerardM Jeu 26 Nov - 15:36

An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.
He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
The next day he was back, resumed his position on the couch and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks.
Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: "Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap."
The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?"

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Message  gerardM Jeu 26 Nov - 16:05


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Message  gerardM Jeu 26 Nov - 19:17


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Message  gerardM Jeu 26 Nov - 21:36


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Message  gerardM Ven 27 Nov - 14:15

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her. So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife, and he says, "Oh, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I did on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped me with wet celery?"
The woman looks sternly into his eyes and says very calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

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Message  gerardM Sam 28 Nov - 1:34


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Message  MurielB Sam 28 Nov - 19:10

Excellent !

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Message  gerardM Sam 28 Nov - 22:57

Four Jewish brothers left home for college, and eventually, they became successful doctors, and lawyers -- and prospered.
Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother, who lived far away in another city.
The first said, 'I had a big house built for Mama'.
The second said, 'I had a hundred thousand dollar home theatre built in the house.'
The third said, 'I had my Mercedes dealer deliver her a SL 600 with a chauffeur.'
The fourth said, 'Listen to this. You know how Mama loved reading the Torah and you know she can't anymore because she can't see very well. I met this Rabbi who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Torah. It took twenty rabbis 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the temple, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it.'
The other brothers were very impressed.
After the holidays Mama sent out her Thank You notes.
She wrote: 'Milton -- Bubbileh, the house you built is so huge, I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway.'
Marvin -- 'Mine Sheyne Kindele, I am too old to travel. I stay home. I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes and the driver you hired is a Nazi. The thought was good. Thanks.'
'Irving Tataleh, you gave me an expensive home theatre with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead. I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same.'
'Dearest Melvin --you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The Chicken was delicious!!!'

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Message  gerardM Dim 29 Nov - 15:25

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Message  gerardM Dim 29 Nov - 15:42

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mum? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the PRINCIPAL!"

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Message  gerardM Dim 29 Nov - 23:02


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Message  gerardM Lun 30 Nov - 17:31

A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.
The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation. So he puts up a sign that reads: "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!"
He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons.
The farmer returns to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another sign that reads: "NOW THERE ARE TWO!"

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Message  gerardM Jeu 3 Déc - 22:33

This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?"
The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves.
The day after that, the duck walks in the store again and asks, "Do you have any grapes?"
The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"
The duck left, and returned the next day. This time he asked, "Do you have any nails?"
The clerk replied, "No," and the duck said, "Good! Got any grapes?"

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Message  MurielB Jeu 3 Déc - 23:06

Hi Gérard, everyone
i had to search "smug" on the internet for I never use that word.
Exhibiting or feeling great or offensive satisfaction with oneself or with one's situation

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Message  gerardM Lun 7 Déc - 17:56

A boy asks his dad, “What’s the difference between potential and realistic?”
The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if they’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then he’d tell him the answer.
The boy goes up to his mum and asks her. She responds, “A million dollars is a lot of money sweetheart. I could send you, your sister, and your brother to great colleges, so sure, I would!”
He then goes and asks his sister to which she replies, “Brad Pitt? Hell yes, he’s the hottest guy ever!”
Next, the boy asks his brother who replies, “A million dollars? Hell yes, I would. I’d be rich!”
When the boy excitedly returns to his dad with the family’s responses, the dad says, “Well son, potentially, we have three million dollars. Realistically, we have two sluts and a queer.”

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Message  gerardM Mar 8 Déc - 21:21


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Message  gerardM Jeu 10 Déc - 19:42

A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie popped up out of his ashtray.
"And what will your third wish be?"
The man looked at the genie and said, "Huh? How can I be getting a third wish when I haven't had a first or second wish yet?"
"You have had two wishes already," the genie said, "but your second wish was for me to put everything back the way it was before you made your first wish. Thus, you remember nothing, because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes. You now have one wish left."
"Okay," said the man, "I don't believe this, but what the heck. I've always wanted to understand women. I'd love to know what's going on inside their heads."
"Funny," said the genie as it granted his wish and disappeared forever, "That was your first wish, too!"

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Message  gerardM Sam 12 Déc - 19:43

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Message  gerardM Sam 12 Déc - 21:04

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "DAMN! That's the ugliest baby I've EVER seen!"
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. She fumed for a few stops and started getting really worked up.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me!" she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, "Hey! He's a public servant and he shouldn't say things to insult the passengers."
"You're right!" she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey!"

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Message  gerardM Dim 13 Déc - 18:48


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