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Message  MurielB Jeu 3 Mar - 22:46

Don't expect anything from anyone. Be nice if you want to be a good person, that's all !

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Message  gerardM Ven 4 Mar - 11:28

A big corporation recently hired several cannibals in the interest of cultural diversity.
"You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees."
The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later, their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our shipping clerks has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads no.
After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the shipping clerk?"
A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool --- for 4 weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But Noooooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something!"

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Message  gerardM Ven 4 Mar - 11:30


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Message  gerardM Ven 4 Mar - 11:36


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Message  gerardM Ven 4 Mar - 11:38


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Eat 3 Eggs A Day For A Month And THIS Is What Will Happen To Your Body!
Seems like eggs are a real wonder food
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Message  gerardM Ven 4 Mar - 21:28

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Message  MurielB Ven 4 Mar - 22:37



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Eat 3 Eggs A Day For A Month And THIS Is What Will Happen To Your Body!
Seems like eggs are a real wonder food
USEFULTIPSFORALL.COM
For a couple of months we have had 2 hens who lay eggs every day. They are destroying our garden but if eggs are good for us I won't complain ! Rolling Eyes

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Message  gerardM Ven 4 Mar - 22:55

Good thing regarding your hens!
Can't you install fences to limit their area and keep enough space for the rest of the garden?

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Message  MurielB Ven 4 Mar - 23:02

Patrick has promised to install fences. I hope he will install them before it is too late !

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Message  gerardM Ven 4 Mar - 23:22

Must I assume they are presently eating all of your bio veggies?

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Message  gerardM Sam 5 Mar - 16:15


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Message  gerardM Sam 5 Mar - 16:31


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Message  gerardM Sam 5 Mar - 16:33

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Message  gerardM Sam 5 Mar - 16:41


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Message  gerardM Sam 5 Mar - 16:50


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Message  gerardM Sam 5 Mar - 18:42


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Message  gerardM Sam 5 Mar - 23:12

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Message  gerardM Dim 6 Mar - 10:20


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Message  gerardM Dim 6 Mar - 10:26


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Message  gerardM Dim 6 Mar - 10:36


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Message  gerardM Dim 6 Mar - 14:26

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Message  MurielB Dim 6 Mar - 17:00

Very true !

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Message  gerardM Mar 8 Mar - 14:17

Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot.
My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems.
He said just think in colors. "Fill your plate with bright colors: greens, yellows, reds, etc."
I went right home and ate an entire bowl of M&M's and sure enough, I felt better immediately.
I never knew eating right could be so easy.

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Message  gerardM Jeu 10 Mar - 22:15

A butcher in his shop, and he's real busy, he notices a dog in the shop. He shoos him away. But later, he notices the dog is back again. So he goes over to the dog, and notices he has a note in his mouth. He takes the note, and it reads "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please. The dog has money in his mouth, as well."
The butcher looks inside and, lo and behold, there is a ten pound note there. So he takes the money, and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's mouth. The butcher is well impressed, and since it's close to closing time, he decides to shut up shop and follow the dog. So off he goes.
The dog is walking down the street, when he comes to a level crossing. The dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button. Then he waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and he walks across the road, with the butcher following him all the way.
The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The butcher is in awe at this stage. The dog checks out the times, and then sits on one of the seats provided. Along comes a bus. The dog walks around the front, looks at the number, and goes back to his seat. Another bus comes. Again the dog goes and looks at the number, notices it's the right bus, and climbs on. The butcher, by now open-mouthed, follows him onto the bus.
The bus travels through the town and out into the suburbs, the dog looking at the scenery. Eventually he gets up, and moves to the front of the bus. He stands on 2 back paws and pushes the button to stop the bus. Then he gets off, his groceries still in his mouth.
Well, dog and butcher are walking along the road, and then the dog turns into a house. He walks up the path, and drops the groceries on the step. Then he walks back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -Whap!- against the door. He goes back down the path, runs up to the door and -Whap!- throws himself against it again. There's no answer at the house, so the dog goes back down the path, jumps up on a narrow wall, and walks along the perimeter of the garden. He gets to the window, and beats his head against it several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door.
The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts laying into the dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him.
The butcher runs up, and stops the guy. "What the hell are you doing? The dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for heaven's sake!"
The guy responds... "Genius? This is the second time this week that he's forgotten his key!"

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Message  MurielB Ven 11 Mar - 8:23

People are so demanding !

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