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Message  gerardM Jeu 8 Déc - 14:15

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Muriel, it's yours Smile
Excellent to learn English (for advanced students tho')

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Message  gerardM Sam 10 Déc - 23:23

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Message  gerardM Dim 11 Déc - 17:34

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Message  gerardM Dim 11 Déc - 17:40

I laughed so hard I almost wet myself.


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Message  MurielB Dim 11 Déc - 22:21

Laughing anyway I have understood some of them but not all of them !

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Message  gerardM Mer 14 Déc - 20:18

"It's a very tiny brain you have in there, isn't it?" 


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As far as I understood, Alice Tinker is a character in one of Dawn's series of shows (playing a vicar); Alice never understands her jokes... very famous in the UK, and it's starting in the US.

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Message  gerardM Jeu 15 Déc - 14:42

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Message  MurielB Jeu 15 Déc - 22:04

Better stand out in the crowd then !

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Message  gerardM Ven 16 Déc - 22:24

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Message  gerardM Dim 18 Déc - 10:49

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Message  gerardM Dim 18 Déc - 11:04

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Message  MurielB Dim 18 Déc - 14:15

Gérard for our new year resolution about slimming, it will be easier to move out into another planet won't it ? Very Happy

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Message  gerardM Dim 18 Déc - 21:18

Muriel,
For 2017, moving to another planet still means death. I'll decide to stay on our Earth.

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Message  MurielB Dim 18 Déc - 21:28

Of course you will stay on your earth for 2017 because you have so many things to do for your family, friends, and plans for the future. Anyway for me death is being beyond space and time. Perhaps is it a nice place after all but I don't want to go there yet. Very Happy

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Message  gerardM Mar 20 Déc - 9:57


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Message  MurielB Mar 20 Déc - 22:33

My litte 6 year old grand son is talking to her 2 and a half year old little sister who wants to be a big girl ( much bigger than her 6 month old little cousin)
   I know you want to be older but some people (Not me) think you  are still very very Young. Don't worry, if you were a grandpa or a grandma you would be dead soon ! affraid

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Message  gerardM Mer 21 Déc - 19:36

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"... see me eat" or "...see me eating"?
Both are true; however the meaning is slightly different.

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Message  gerardM Sam 24 Déc - 21:58

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Message  gerardM Sam 24 Déc - 22:57

An Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.

The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.

The American snapped his gum and said, ‘You Australian folk eat the whole bread?’

The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, ‘of course.’

The American blew a huge bubble. ‘We don’t. In the States, we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia .’

The American had a smirk on his face. The Australian listened in silence.

The American persisted, ‘D’ya eat jam with your bread?’

Sighing, the Australian replied, ‘of course.’

Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, ‘we don’t. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and the leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Australia ..

The Australian then asked, ‘Do you have sex in the States?’

The American smiled and said ‘Why of course we do.’

The Australian leaned closer to him and asked, ‘And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?’

‘We throw them away, of course!’

Now it was the Australians turn to smile.

‘We don’t. In Australia , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States. Why do you think it’s called Wrigley’s?’

For more fun, look up what "to wriggle" means...
Let me help you: it's the verb used to describe what the spermatozoa are doing.

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Message  gerardM Lun 26 Déc - 14:11

You might be onto something there, Doc!


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Message  gerardM Lun 26 Déc - 14:27

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Message  gerardM Mar 27 Déc - 11:11

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him.
"What'll you have?" he asked.
"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied.
So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out. "Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered.
"I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"

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Message  gerardM Mar 27 Déc - 11:46

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Message  gerardM Mer 28 Déc - 14:35

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Dernière édition par gerardM le Ven 30 Déc - 15:09, édité 1 fois

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Message  MurielB Mer 28 Déc - 23:19

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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