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Message  gerardM Mer 26 Avr - 10:15

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Message  gerardM Mer 26 Avr - 10:20

On his 60th birthday, Jeff bought himself a brand new Corvette convertible.
He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.
"This is great," he thought as he roared down the Florida highway. He decided to see how fast this baby could really go pushing the pedal to the metal.
He looked in his rear view mirror and saw a State Trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him with no problem" Jeff thought as he flew down the road at over 150 mph.
But then it suddenly hit him. "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing."
He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him.
The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to the car.
"Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
Jeff looked at the Trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper... I thought you were bringing her back"
"Have a great day," said the Trooper.

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Message  MurielB Mer 26 Avr - 17:32

Hi Gérard
This is a very clever response. Il also like the expression I had never used before
 to take off down the road

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Message  gerardM Mer 26 Avr - 19:17

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Message  gerardM Mer 26 Avr - 20:34

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Message  gerardM Mer 26 Avr - 21:55

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Message  gerardM Mer 26 Avr - 22:05

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Message  MurielB Jeu 27 Avr - 14:49

or when The little old gray haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.
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Message  gerardM Ven 28 Avr - 0:03

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Message  gerardM Ven 28 Avr - 0:14

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Message  gerardM Ven 28 Avr - 0:23

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Message  gerardM Ven 28 Avr - 10:16

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Message  gerardM Ven 28 Avr - 10:24

A doctor and an engineer entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking around, the doctor stole 3 chocolate bars.
As they left the store, the doctor said to engineer, "Man! I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can't beat that."
The engineer replied, "Okay, you wanna see something better? Let's go back to the store and I'll show you real stealing."
So they both went up to the counter and the engineer said to the shop boy, "Hey, would you like to see some magic?"
The shop boy replied, "Yes!"
The engineer said, "Give me one chocolate bar."
The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it... He asked for the second, and he ate that one as well.
He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The shop boy asked, "Okay, what are you trying to pull here? Where's the magic?"
The engineer replied, "Check in my friend's pocket. You'll find all three bars."

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Message  gerardM Ven 28 Avr - 10:30

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I don't understand the "they"!! scratch

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Message  gerardM Ven 28 Avr - 10:49

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Message  gerardM Ven 28 Avr - 17:20

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Message  gerardM Ven 28 Avr - 21:21

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Message  MurielB Ven 28 Avr - 21:43

Bear in mind that in any situation you are the best one ! It's good for you ! Wink

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Message  gerardM Ven 28 Avr - 21:51

MurielB a écrit:Bear in mind that in any situation you are the best one ! It's good for you ! Wink
Yeah Wink
Good to feel the best one but there are limits... Trump feels a bit too much comfortable whatever the situation, and this might lead to a huge catastrophe.

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Message  gerardM Sam 29 Avr - 15:07

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Message  gerardM Sam 29 Avr - 15:18

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Message  gerardM Sam 29 Avr - 15:20

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Message  gerardM Sam 29 Avr - 15:37

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles has passed away."
The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is no longer with us," replied the vet.
"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes. turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador retriever.
As the duck owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom.
He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room.
A few minutes later he returned with a cat.
The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, the duck is no longer with us."
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$830?" she cried,"$830 just to tell me my duck is dead!"
The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had taken my word for it, the bill would have been $30, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $830."

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Message  gerardM Sam 29 Avr - 16:02

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Message  gerardM Sam 29 Avr - 19:05

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