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"How old do you look ?" from Guy Michaux : Liège polyglot circle president

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Message  MurielB Jeu 30 Déc - 18:10

You ever been guilty at looking at others your own age and thinking surely I can't look that old ? well...you 'll love this one !
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointement with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my secondary school some 30-old year ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on,way back then ?
Upon seeing him , however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding grey haired man with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park secondery school. "Yes, yes, I did. I'm a Morganner !" He beamed with pride.
"When did you leave to go to college?"I asked. He answered "In 1964. Why do you ask ?"
"You were in my class" I esclaimed. He looked at me closely. Then the ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat arsed, grey haired, decrepit bastard asked..."What did you teach ?" Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Message  gerardM Mer 5 Jan - 14:49

A bit mean but so frank and honest! LOLOLOL

NB: "Mean" has got several meanings Wink , here it's "nasty".
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