Methods of execution !

There were three guys, a Canadian, an American and an Irishman.
They were all going to be executed.
The executioner said that since all three were to be executed that night, that they would each get to choose the method by which they would die.

Their choices were: lethal injection, electric chair or by hanging.
The Canadian was afraid of needles and didn't want to be hanged, so he chose the electric chair.
He sat in the chair and they pulled the switch and nothing happened.
The executioner said that if this happens a second time that he could go free.
They tried a second time and again nothing happened so they set him free.

The American was also afraid of needles and didn't want to be hanged so he too chose the electric chair.
Once again, the chair didn't work and he was freed.

Next it was the Irishman's turn to pick how he was to be executed.
He said ...
"I'm afraid of needles, the electric chair damn well won't work ... so you're just going to have to hang me".

Oh dear, some more political incorrectness !

Don't worry Krystyna, it was very funny