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Re: Funny Pics / Funny Stories
MurielB Mar 18 Aoû - 23:34
1. The Ugliest Baby
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says, “Ugh! That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”
The woman stalks off to the rear of the bus and sits down. She turns to the man sitting next to her and says, “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says, “You go and give him a telling off. I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says, “Ugh! That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”
The woman stalks off to the rear of the bus and sits down. She turns to the man sitting next to her and says, “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says, “You go and give him a telling off. I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
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Re: Funny Pics / Funny Stories
MurielB Mar 14 Sep - 12:33
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Russian Humour
johnB Mer 15 Sep - 15:53
Some time ago in Russia there were only party officials who were allowed cars and there was a lot of speeding. Traffic policemen were told to give out fines no matter who was involved.
One Sunday evening President Putin was leaving his cabin in the country . He said to his driver we are going to be late back to Moscow. You'd better let me drive. Soon they were speeding back to Moscow and they were seen by two traffic policemen on motorcycles. One officer gave chase and five minutes later he was back with his colleague.
Colleague 1 : Did you give them a fine ?
Colleague 2. " No".
Colleague 1. " Why not ? "
Colleague 2. "Because they were too important "
Colleague 1. " Who was it ?
Colleague 2. " I've no idea but President Putin was his driver. " johnB.
One Sunday evening President Putin was leaving his cabin in the country . He said to his driver we are going to be late back to Moscow. You'd better let me drive. Soon they were speeding back to Moscow and they were seen by two traffic policemen on motorcycles. One officer gave chase and five minutes later he was back with his colleague.
Colleague 1 : Did you give them a fine ?
Colleague 2. " No".
Colleague 1. " Why not ? "
Colleague 2. "Because they were too important "
Colleague 1. " Who was it ?
Colleague 2. " I've no idea but President Putin was his driver. " johnB.
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MurielB Mer 15 Sep - 23:07
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MurielB Lun 20 Sep - 9:36
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