Jennifer Saunders Fan Club

gerardM a écrit:

we have to bear in mind that a nut is a dry fruit but also a foolish, eccentric, or crazy person

Forgive but never forget !

The difference between men talking and women talking.
Two women talking:
Woman 1: "Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!"
Woman 2: "Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I Mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?"
Woman 1: "No, it's perfect. I would love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think!"
Woman 2: "Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck."
Woman 1: "Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine."
Woman 2: "Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier."
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Now, two men are talking:
Man 1: "Haircut?"
Man 2: "Yeah."

gerardM a écrit:The difference between men talking and women talking.
Two women talking:
Woman 1: "Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!"
Woman 2: "Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I Mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?"
Woman 1: "No, it's perfect. I would love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think!"
Woman 2: "Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck."
Woman 1: "Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine."
Woman 2: "Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier."
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Now, two men are talking:
Man 1: "Haircut?"
Man 2: "Yeah."

For those who don't know this is a layered cut

I very much like these little sentences for children
for those who don't know

See you later alligator, in a while crocodile !

MurielB a écrit:I very much like these little sentences for children
for those who don't know

See you later alligator, in a while crocodile !

Not only kids Muriel.
We can hear this often between adults in Australia (when someone says "Seeya lader", there's someone else adding "alligador"), or in R'n'R songs