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Message  Invité Dim 20 Mar - 21:17

Dressed casually, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie,
an American, a Kiwi, a Frenchman, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian,
an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Norwegian,
an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, and a Swiss, all went to a nightclub.

The doorman said ...

"Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai"

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Message  Admin Lun 21 Mar - 13:42

Cool Ah, atie (for a Thaï)

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Message  gerardM Lun 21 Mar - 14:29

Hi Krystyna, Florent, everyone,

Thanks Florent! I hadn't understood convinced the "Th" had to be pronounced the same way as in "Theory" and not "Thames".

> Joke of the week !
@ Krystyna: it was supposed to last a week... we want others! Wink

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Message  Admin Lun 21 Mar - 18:27

Another one:
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"

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Message  Invité Lun 21 Mar - 18:45

Bravo Florent, you understood !

Normally at a nightclub with a strict dress code, men must wear a jacket and tie (cravate)
If you arrive without the tie, he will say ...
"Sorry, I can't let you in without a tie"

We call this type of joke "a play on words"

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Message  Invité Lun 21 Mar - 18:46

Your joke about the broken finger is funny ! cheers

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Message  MurielB Lun 21 Mar - 20:47

Hello Krystyna, Florent, Gérard
I hadn't understood the play on word with "Tie" either. I was confused with "Th" and my sense of humour is sometimes slow. Anyway a funny story cheers up and it's nice to have one from time to time on the forum. Thank you Florent and Krystyna. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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Message  gerardM Lun 21 Mar - 22:42

Hi Krystyna, Muriel, Florent, hi everyone,

One that Kevin told us tonight at Roundtable.

A guy goes to the vet's and puts his dog in his arms.
- Hey vet, could you take a look, my dog has possibly got a broken leg as he cannot walk properly.
- Yes but I've to put him down.
- put him down?? scratch it's only a broken leg!
- Yes but he's heavy.

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Message  Invité Jeu 24 Mar - 6:32

A beer story ...


A man is sitting on the patio with his wife and he says, "I love you."

She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking ?"

He replies, "It's me ... talking to the beer."

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Message  MurielB Jeu 24 Mar - 8:16

It's very nice Krystyna to smile on waking up in the morning. Thank you Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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Message  gerardM Jeu 24 Mar - 13:53

MurielB a écrit:It's very nice... Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
The wife didn't tell me this when she phoned this morning! Evil or Very Mad

Is it a daily story in Oz?

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Message  Invité Dim 27 Mar - 12:21

New joke ...

From a cruise ship one can see a small island, and a bearded man dressed in rags who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.
"Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain.
"I've no idea. Every year when we pass by, he does the same thing."

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Message  gerardM Dim 27 Mar - 14:13

Krystyna,

I'm not good at telling jokes but I'm good at commenting Wink

I would say that as long as the guy is there every year, that means he's able to find enough food and it would be stupid to ask to go back to the "civilized world" and pay taxes and fear for his job, his money, the quality of food, wars, etc.
In my opinion, let him on his island but bring him a razor and a couple of ladies. Laughing

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Message  Invité Dim 27 Mar - 14:20

Ah Gérard ... always the pragmatist ! Very Happy

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Message  MurielB Dim 27 Mar - 14:48

2 friends are talking
"You are very lucky ! You wife has been beautiful for over 30 years now !
"Yes, but now she needs more time ! " Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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Message  gerardM Dim 27 Mar - 14:55

Thanks Muriel!

Hm kinda nasty at her... Smile

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Message  Invité Dim 27 Mar - 15:03

Hi Muriel,
Ah yes, men can be so shallow ! Very Happy

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