Joke of the week !
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Joke of the week !
Dressed casually, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie,
an American, a Kiwi, a Frenchman, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian,
an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Norwegian,
an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, and a Swiss, all went to a nightclub.
The doorman said ...
"Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai"
an American, a Kiwi, a Frenchman, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian,
an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Norwegian,
an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, and a Swiss, all went to a nightclub.
The doorman said ...
"Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai"
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Ah, atie (for a Thaï)
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Hi Krystyna, Florent, everyone,
Thanks Florent! I hadn't understood convinced the "Th" had to be pronounced the same way as in "Theory" and not "Thames".
> Joke of the week !
@ Krystyna: it was supposed to last a week... we want others!
Thanks Florent! I hadn't understood convinced the "Th" had to be pronounced the same way as in "Theory" and not "Thames".
> Joke of the week !
@ Krystyna: it was supposed to last a week... we want others!
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Another one:
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"
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Bravo Florent, you understood !
Normally at a nightclub with a strict dress code, men must wear a jacket and tie (cravate)
If you arrive without the tie, he will say ...
"Sorry, I can't let you in without a tie"
We call this type of joke "a play on words"
Normally at a nightclub with a strict dress code, men must wear a jacket and tie (cravate)
If you arrive without the tie, he will say ...
"Sorry, I can't let you in without a tie"
We call this type of joke "a play on words"
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Hello Krystyna, Florent, Gérard
I hadn't understood the play on word with "Tie" either. I was confused with "Th" and my sense of humour is sometimes slow. Anyway a funny story cheers up and it's nice to have one from time to time on the forum. Thank you Florent and Krystyna.
I hadn't understood the play on word with "Tie" either. I was confused with "Th" and my sense of humour is sometimes slow. Anyway a funny story cheers up and it's nice to have one from time to time on the forum. Thank you Florent and Krystyna.
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Hi Krystyna, Muriel, Florent, hi everyone,
One that Kevin told us tonight at Roundtable.
A guy goes to the vet's and puts his dog in his arms.
- Hey vet, could you take a look, my dog has possibly got a broken leg as he cannot walk properly.
- Yes but I've to put him down.
- put him down?? it's only a broken leg!
- Yes but he's heavy.
One that Kevin told us tonight at Roundtable.
A guy goes to the vet's and puts his dog in his arms.
- Hey vet, could you take a look, my dog has possibly got a broken leg as he cannot walk properly.
- Yes but I've to put him down.
- put him down?? it's only a broken leg!
- Yes but he's heavy.
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A beer story ...
A man is sitting on the patio with his wife and he says, "I love you."
She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking ?"
He replies, "It's me ... talking to the beer."
A man is sitting on the patio with his wife and he says, "I love you."
She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking ?"
He replies, "It's me ... talking to the beer."
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It's very nice Krystyna to smile on waking up in the morning. Thank you
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The wife didn't tell me this when she phoned this morning!MurielB a écrit:It's very nice...
Is it a daily story in Oz?
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New joke ...
From a cruise ship one can see a small island, and a bearded man dressed in rags who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.
"Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain.
"I've no idea. Every year when we pass by, he does the same thing."
From a cruise ship one can see a small island, and a bearded man dressed in rags who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.
"Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain.
"I've no idea. Every year when we pass by, he does the same thing."
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Krystyna,
I'm not good at telling jokes but I'm good at commenting
I would say that as long as the guy is there every year, that means he's able to find enough food and it would be stupid to ask to go back to the "civilized world" and pay taxes and fear for his job, his money, the quality of food, wars, etc.
In my opinion, let him on his island but bring him a razor and a couple of ladies.
I'm not good at telling jokes but I'm good at commenting
I would say that as long as the guy is there every year, that means he's able to find enough food and it would be stupid to ask to go back to the "civilized world" and pay taxes and fear for his job, his money, the quality of food, wars, etc.
In my opinion, let him on his island but bring him a razor and a couple of ladies.
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Another joke
2 friends are talking
"You are very lucky ! You wife has been beautiful for over 30 years now !
"Yes, but now she needs more time ! "
"You are very lucky ! You wife has been beautiful for over 30 years now !
"Yes, but now she needs more time ! "
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Thanks Muriel!
Hm kinda nasty at her...
Hm kinda nasty at her...
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