Totaulogies of may 2021

This is a good play on words with 5, 6, 7 8.

On just take a wild guess ...
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Does your non ethanol gas have ethanol in it?
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Overhead numerous times at a local Virginia convenience store.
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just take a wild guess = prends juste une supposition sauvage

Thanks for your posts. I enjoy reading them.

Two things I wanted to say. Firstly in England when we hear the word gas we think of the gas that comes through pipes into our homes, which then burns and heats the water for our central heating. We put " petrol " or ( diesel ) in our cars, for the moment anyway. The Government has said that all new cars must not be driven by petrol by 2030. Not long now ! I don't think it will happen.

I am sad to say decaffeinated coffee contains - you guessed it - caffeine ! johnB.

On for that clean taste in your mouth
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Best drinks in town featuring cherry, vanillia and ammonia flavoring
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On a deli menu, San Francisco
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ammonia flavoring = arôme d'ammoniaque
deli = charcuterie

ammonia flavoring

I don't think that taste is very nice !

On oddly enough, we weren't tempted
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Toilets and urinals flushed with reclaimef water.
Do not drink.
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Sign in Chandler, Arizona
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Oddly = Bizarrement
To be tempted = Être tenté

what is recycled water ?

On just anorher loincloth wearing multimillionnaire actor
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I'm like one of these yogis who wanders rhe earth with a diaper and a loincloth, a bowl and a spoon. I like not to be attached to anyrhing.
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Actor Jeff Goldblum
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loincloth = pagne
wander = se promène
diaper = couche

Florent , you speak both English and American !

In England we do not say diaper, we say nappy, plural nappies.

I have also heard that the only person who likes change is a wet baby !

I have also heard that the only person who likes change is a wet baby !

Sometimes change is such an  uncomfortable thing but meeting new people, trying new food, and immersing yourself in a new culture id finally so rewarding ! Tx John for that saying I didn't know.

On hire education
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Éducation : applied to Harvard University
Qualification : twin sister has accounting desgree
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Items on résumés.
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accounting = comptabilité
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I have a question : according to the english keyboard without prominent character, how car people print "résumé"?

Resume, resumé, or résumé? Let's ask our English friends

On discussions, Messy
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Solid waste to be on table for discussion
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Daily Record of San Marcos
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Waste = Déchets

I have just sent a reply but it has just disappeared. Maybe it will reappear. From what I remember of what I just wrote :

Oh dear ! I knew there would be questions I cannot answer. Regarding higher education - mine was obviously not high enough !

In U.K. definitely not " resume " as this means I begin again where I left off before.

I have checked and it should be "résumé ".

On my keyboard to get an acute accent I press " Alt Gr " and then the letter. You can also press two keys at the same time "Control and "Alt" and then the letter "e". johnB.

John I am sorry that your reply disappeared and that you had to rewrite it. Anyway thanks a lot !

On dog identification problems, contestand and
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Family Feud host Richard Dawson : name the most lovable.breed of dog
Contestzant: Kitten
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Breed = élever

On metaphors, sub par
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He has to steady the ship and get back on horse again.
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Golfer Paul McGimlet
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to steady the ship = pour stabiliser le navire

Horse-riding is so nice !

On acronyms, so easy to remember
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EDIMGIAFAD
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Every Day in Middle Georgia Is Armed Forces Appreciation Day
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On a banner, Georgia

Tx Florent for telling us that

Abbreviation of every day in middle Georgia is air force appreciation day. or EDIMGIAFAD

On toilet tips, not so hot
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Warm tips
Civilisation go to the toilet thanks to everyone
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Sign, China

On theories, waterlogged
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You can tell a great athlete by like not how many times he wins unlike when he loses, because that's what's gonna make a swimmer
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Swimmer Karl Lochte
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waterlogged = détrempé

what do great athletes have in common ?