Café polyglotte sur le net (Language forum)
Vous souhaitez réagir à ce message ? Créez un compte en quelques clics ou connectez-vous pour continuer.

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2-

4 participants

Page 9 sur 41 Précédent  1 ... 6 ... 8, 9, 10 ... 25 ... 41  Suivant

Aller en bas

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 Empty Re: Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2-

Message  gerardM Lun 27 Avr - 23:33

Thanks Marg

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 11039279_10153406427879578_636785380666982571_n

_________________
Please feel free to point out big mistakes in my messages in a foreign language. Thanks to your remarks, I'll be able to improve my level.
PS: Pls note that I chose American English for my vocabulary, grammar, spelling, culture, etc.  :-)
gerardM
gerardM

Messages : 31183
Lieu : Ermont & Eaubonne café-langues (Val d'Oise)
Langues : Français (Langue maternelle), US-En, De, It, Ru

http://volangues.blogspot.com/

Revenir en haut Aller en bas

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 Empty Re: Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2-

Message  gerardM Lun 27 Avr - 23:36


Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 10906407_372555322945038_5813985666641160764_n

_________________
Please feel free to point out big mistakes in my messages in a foreign language. Thanks to your remarks, I'll be able to improve my level.
PS: Pls note that I chose American English for my vocabulary, grammar, spelling, culture, etc.  :-)
gerardM
gerardM

Messages : 31183
Lieu : Ermont & Eaubonne café-langues (Val d'Oise)
Langues : Français (Langue maternelle), US-En, De, It, Ru

http://volangues.blogspot.com/

Revenir en haut Aller en bas

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 Empty Re: Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2-

Message  MurielB Mar 28 Avr - 7:12

gerardM a écrit:

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 11013415_372746702925900_5488884951606374437_n


Anyone to explain to me please?
Gérard This is what I have understood of that picture : when you love laugh and love you don't have any precise goal, you are a care free, happy go Lucky person. The duck is most of the time like that. When you aim fire and reload it is the other way round, you are bad tempered and aggressive. you have the precise goal of killing The duck is explaining his present mood. The way he is explaining is very suggestive and very funny.


Dernière édition par MurielB le Mar 28 Avr - 8:48, édité 1 fois

_________________
France Merci de me faire part des grosses fautes dans mes messages en langue étrangère (en Message Privé). Grâce à vos remarques, je pourrai m'améliorer  :-) 
Pour n'importe quelle  question =>muriel.bercez@gmail.com
Pour connaitre le mode d'emploi=>PRESENTATION
You Don't speak French              =>Gb,De, Esp, It 
MurielB
MurielB
Admin

Messages : 17573
Lieu : Calais
Langues : Français (Langue maternelle), Gb, De, It, Es, chinois

Revenir en haut Aller en bas

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 Empty Re: Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2-

Message  gerardM Mar 28 Avr - 19:40

Thanks Muriel!

I read too fast and didn't see any link between the 3 words in the 2nd series: aim, fire, reload.

It's perfectly clear, they are 3 terms used for a gun (aim made me think of a hobo, fire made me think of firemen, reload made me think of computing)!

Got it! Thanks!

_________________
Please feel free to point out big mistakes in my messages in a foreign language. Thanks to your remarks, I'll be able to improve my level.
PS: Pls note that I chose American English for my vocabulary, grammar, spelling, culture, etc.  :-)
gerardM
gerardM

Messages : 31183
Lieu : Ermont & Eaubonne café-langues (Val d'Oise)
Langues : Français (Langue maternelle), US-En, De, It, Ru

http://volangues.blogspot.com/

Revenir en haut Aller en bas

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 Empty Re: Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2-

Message  gerardM Mar 28 Avr - 21:21


Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 11069595_373316512868919_2713666833742163598_n

_________________
Please feel free to point out big mistakes in my messages in a foreign language. Thanks to your remarks, I'll be able to improve my level.
PS: Pls note that I chose American English for my vocabulary, grammar, spelling, culture, etc.  :-)
gerardM
gerardM

Messages : 31183
Lieu : Ermont & Eaubonne café-langues (Val d'Oise)
Langues : Français (Langue maternelle), US-En, De, It, Ru

http://volangues.blogspot.com/

Revenir en haut Aller en bas

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 Empty Re: Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2-

Message  gerardM Mar 28 Avr - 21:34


Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 11159493_373316192868951_391869473141289790_n

_________________
Please feel free to point out big mistakes in my messages in a foreign language. Thanks to your remarks, I'll be able to improve my level.
PS: Pls note that I chose American English for my vocabulary, grammar, spelling, culture, etc.  :-)
gerardM
gerardM

Messages : 31183
Lieu : Ermont & Eaubonne café-langues (Val d'Oise)
Langues : Français (Langue maternelle), US-En, De, It, Ru

http://volangues.blogspot.com/

Revenir en haut Aller en bas

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 Empty Re: Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2-

Message  gerardM Mar 28 Avr - 21:36

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 150780_373316049535632_6952039302120256526_n

_________________
Please feel free to point out big mistakes in my messages in a foreign language. Thanks to your remarks, I'll be able to improve my level.
PS: Pls note that I chose American English for my vocabulary, grammar, spelling, culture, etc.  :-)
gerardM
gerardM

Messages : 31183
Lieu : Ermont & Eaubonne café-langues (Val d'Oise)
Langues : Français (Langue maternelle), US-En, De, It, Ru

http://volangues.blogspot.com/

Revenir en haut Aller en bas

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 Empty Re: Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2-

Message  gerardM Mar 28 Avr - 21:37


Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 11180337_373306666203237_9148918196710624832_n

_________________
Please feel free to point out big mistakes in my messages in a foreign language. Thanks to your remarks, I'll be able to improve my level.
PS: Pls note that I chose American English for my vocabulary, grammar, spelling, culture, etc.  :-)
gerardM
gerardM

Messages : 31183
Lieu : Ermont & Eaubonne café-langues (Val d'Oise)
Langues : Français (Langue maternelle), US-En, De, It, Ru

http://volangues.blogspot.com/

Revenir en haut Aller en bas

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 Empty Re: Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2-

Message  MurielB Mar 28 Avr - 21:50

Very important to be rebellious in a nursing home, otherwise life is not worth living !

_________________
France Merci de me faire part des grosses fautes dans mes messages en langue étrangère (en Message Privé). Grâce à vos remarques, je pourrai m'améliorer  :-) 
Pour n'importe quelle  question =>muriel.bercez@gmail.com
Pour connaitre le mode d'emploi=>PRESENTATION
You Don't speak French              =>Gb,De, Esp, It 
MurielB
MurielB
Admin

Messages : 17573
Lieu : Calais
Langues : Français (Langue maternelle), Gb, De, It, Es, chinois

Revenir en haut Aller en bas

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 Empty Re: Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2-

Message  gerardM Mar 28 Avr - 22:03


Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 11096521_1061168677229873_6925764502995075750_n

_________________
Please feel free to point out big mistakes in my messages in a foreign language. Thanks to your remarks, I'll be able to improve my level.
PS: Pls note that I chose American English for my vocabulary, grammar, spelling, culture, etc.  :-)
gerardM
gerardM

Messages : 31183
Lieu : Ermont & Eaubonne café-langues (Val d'Oise)
Langues : Français (Langue maternelle), US-En, De, It, Ru

http://volangues.blogspot.com/

Revenir en haut Aller en bas

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 Empty Re: Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2-

Message  gerardM Mar 28 Avr - 22:16


Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 11188264_373009852899585_8545864382977614487_n

_________________
Please feel free to point out big mistakes in my messages in a foreign language. Thanks to your remarks, I'll be able to improve my level.
PS: Pls note that I chose American English for my vocabulary, grammar, spelling, culture, etc.  :-)
gerardM
gerardM

Messages : 31183
Lieu : Ermont & Eaubonne café-langues (Val d'Oise)
Langues : Français (Langue maternelle), US-En, De, It, Ru

http://volangues.blogspot.com/

Revenir en haut Aller en bas

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 Empty Re: Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2-

Message  gerardM Mar 28 Avr - 22:30

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 11139003_372959956237908_8599389728051246008_n

_________________
Please feel free to point out big mistakes in my messages in a foreign language. Thanks to your remarks, I'll be able to improve my level.
PS: Pls note that I chose American English for my vocabulary, grammar, spelling, culture, etc.  :-)
gerardM
gerardM

Messages : 31183
Lieu : Ermont & Eaubonne café-langues (Val d'Oise)
Langues : Français (Langue maternelle), US-En, De, It, Ru

http://volangues.blogspot.com/

Revenir en haut Aller en bas

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 Empty Re: Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2-

Message  gerardM Mar 28 Avr - 22:32

MOTHER'S LOVE
A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and handed her a piece of paper that he had been writing on. After his Mom dried her hands on an apron, she read it, and this is what it said:
For cutting the grass: $5.00
For cleaning up my room this week: $1.00
For going to the store for you: $.50
Baby-sitting my kid brother while you went shopping: $.25
Taking out the garbage: $1.00
For getting a good report card: $5.00
For cleaning up and raking the yard: $2.00
Total owed: $14.75
Well, his mother looked at him standing there, and the boy could see the memories flashing through her mind. She picked up the pen, turned over the paper he'd written on, and this is what she wrote:
For the nine months I carried you while you were growing inside me:
No Charge
For all the nights that I've sat up with you, doctored and prayed for you:
No Charge
For all the trying times, and all the tears that you've caused through the years:
No Charge
For all the nights that were filled with dread, and for the worries I knew were ahead:
No Charge
For the toys, food, clothes, and even wiping your nose:
No Charge
Son, when you add it up, the cost of my love is:
No Charge.

When the boy finished reading what his mother had written, there were big tears in his eyes, and he looked straight at his mother and said, "Mom, I sure do love you." And then he took the pen and in great big letters he wrote: "PAID IN FULL".

_________________
Please feel free to point out big mistakes in my messages in a foreign language. Thanks to your remarks, I'll be able to improve my level.
PS: Pls note that I chose American English for my vocabulary, grammar, spelling, culture, etc.  :-)
gerardM
gerardM

Messages : 31183
Lieu : Ermont & Eaubonne café-langues (Val d'Oise)
Langues : Français (Langue maternelle), US-En, De, It, Ru

http://volangues.blogspot.com/

Revenir en haut Aller en bas

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 Empty Re: Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2-

Message  gerardM Mar 28 Avr - 22:33


Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 11173400_373052246228679_1354866371213863619_n

_________________
Please feel free to point out big mistakes in my messages in a foreign language. Thanks to your remarks, I'll be able to improve my level.
PS: Pls note that I chose American English for my vocabulary, grammar, spelling, culture, etc.  :-)
gerardM
gerardM

Messages : 31183
Lieu : Ermont & Eaubonne café-langues (Val d'Oise)
Langues : Français (Langue maternelle), US-En, De, It, Ru

http://volangues.blogspot.com/

Revenir en haut Aller en bas

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 Empty Re: Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2-

Message  gerardM Mar 28 Avr - 22:34


Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 11170320_372959809571256_4350067041333276120_n

_________________
Please feel free to point out big mistakes in my messages in a foreign language. Thanks to your remarks, I'll be able to improve my level.
PS: Pls note that I chose American English for my vocabulary, grammar, spelling, culture, etc.  :-)
gerardM
gerardM

Messages : 31183
Lieu : Ermont & Eaubonne café-langues (Val d'Oise)
Langues : Français (Langue maternelle), US-En, De, It, Ru

http://volangues.blogspot.com/

Revenir en haut Aller en bas

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 Empty Re: Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2-

Message  gerardM Mar 28 Avr - 22:35

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 11164624_372959712904599_9123379225444119625_n

_________________
Please feel free to point out big mistakes in my messages in a foreign language. Thanks to your remarks, I'll be able to improve my level.
PS: Pls note that I chose American English for my vocabulary, grammar, spelling, culture, etc.  :-)
gerardM
gerardM

Messages : 31183
Lieu : Ermont & Eaubonne café-langues (Val d'Oise)
Langues : Français (Langue maternelle), US-En, De, It, Ru

http://volangues.blogspot.com/

Revenir en haut Aller en bas

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 Empty Re: Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2-

Message  gerardM Mer 29 Avr - 22:13


Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 11163862_10153752686049881_3842058794279379960_n

_________________
Please feel free to point out big mistakes in my messages in a foreign language. Thanks to your remarks, I'll be able to improve my level.
PS: Pls note that I chose American English for my vocabulary, grammar, spelling, culture, etc.  :-)
gerardM
gerardM

Messages : 31183
Lieu : Ermont & Eaubonne café-langues (Val d'Oise)
Langues : Français (Langue maternelle), US-En, De, It, Ru

http://volangues.blogspot.com/

Revenir en haut Aller en bas

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 Empty Re: Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2-

Message  gerardM Mer 29 Avr - 22:29


Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 11182142_373787796155124_8234032143959933191_n

_________________
Please feel free to point out big mistakes in my messages in a foreign language. Thanks to your remarks, I'll be able to improve my level.
PS: Pls note that I chose American English for my vocabulary, grammar, spelling, culture, etc.  :-)
gerardM
gerardM

Messages : 31183
Lieu : Ermont & Eaubonne café-langues (Val d'Oise)
Langues : Français (Langue maternelle), US-En, De, It, Ru

http://volangues.blogspot.com/

Revenir en haut Aller en bas

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 Empty Re: Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2-

Message  gerardM Mer 29 Avr - 22:50


Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 11209377_373394616194442_7670460029600640110_n

_________________
Please feel free to point out big mistakes in my messages in a foreign language. Thanks to your remarks, I'll be able to improve my level.
PS: Pls note that I chose American English for my vocabulary, grammar, spelling, culture, etc.  :-)
gerardM
gerardM

Messages : 31183
Lieu : Ermont & Eaubonne café-langues (Val d'Oise)
Langues : Français (Langue maternelle), US-En, De, It, Ru

http://volangues.blogspot.com/

Revenir en haut Aller en bas

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 Empty Re: Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2-

Message  gerardM Mer 29 Avr - 23:15

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 11057291_373669866166917_38194707990947118_n

_________________
Please feel free to point out big mistakes in my messages in a foreign language. Thanks to your remarks, I'll be able to improve my level.
PS: Pls note that I chose American English for my vocabulary, grammar, spelling, culture, etc.  :-)
gerardM
gerardM

Messages : 31183
Lieu : Ermont & Eaubonne café-langues (Val d'Oise)
Langues : Français (Langue maternelle), US-En, De, It, Ru

http://volangues.blogspot.com/

Revenir en haut Aller en bas

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 Empty Re: Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2-

Message  gerardM Mer 29 Avr - 23:25


Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 11059678_373394409527796_385424253691100385_n

_________________
Please feel free to point out big mistakes in my messages in a foreign language. Thanks to your remarks, I'll be able to improve my level.
PS: Pls note that I chose American English for my vocabulary, grammar, spelling, culture, etc.  :-)
gerardM
gerardM

Messages : 31183
Lieu : Ermont & Eaubonne café-langues (Val d'Oise)
Langues : Français (Langue maternelle), US-En, De, It, Ru

http://volangues.blogspot.com/

Revenir en haut Aller en bas

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 Empty Re: Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2-

Message  gerardM Mer 29 Avr - 23:25


Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 11188400_373394699527767_2284276180544358360_n

_________________
Please feel free to point out big mistakes in my messages in a foreign language. Thanks to your remarks, I'll be able to improve my level.
PS: Pls note that I chose American English for my vocabulary, grammar, spelling, culture, etc.  :-)
gerardM
gerardM

Messages : 31183
Lieu : Ermont & Eaubonne café-langues (Val d'Oise)
Langues : Français (Langue maternelle), US-En, De, It, Ru

http://volangues.blogspot.com/

Revenir en haut Aller en bas

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 Empty Re: Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2-

Message  gerardM Mer 29 Avr - 23:26


Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 10411294_373394866194417_6097907631252465590_n

_________________
Please feel free to point out big mistakes in my messages in a foreign language. Thanks to your remarks, I'll be able to improve my level.
PS: Pls note that I chose American English for my vocabulary, grammar, spelling, culture, etc.  :-)
gerardM
gerardM

Messages : 31183
Lieu : Ermont & Eaubonne café-langues (Val d'Oise)
Langues : Français (Langue maternelle), US-En, De, It, Ru

http://volangues.blogspot.com/

Revenir en haut Aller en bas

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 Empty Re: Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2-

Message  gerardM Jeu 30 Avr - 10:11

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 11150845_373811952819375_735244463102103748_n

_________________
Please feel free to point out big mistakes in my messages in a foreign language. Thanks to your remarks, I'll be able to improve my level.
PS: Pls note that I chose American English for my vocabulary, grammar, spelling, culture, etc.  :-)
gerardM
gerardM

Messages : 31183
Lieu : Ermont & Eaubonne café-langues (Val d'Oise)
Langues : Français (Langue maternelle), US-En, De, It, Ru

http://volangues.blogspot.com/

Revenir en haut Aller en bas

Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2- - Page 9 Empty Re: Funny Pics / Funny Stories / Miscellaneous -2-

Message  MurielB Jeu 30 Avr - 22:12

gerardM a écrit:
MOTHER'S LOVE
A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and handed her a piece of paper that he had been writing on. After his Mom dried her hands on an apron, she read it, and this is what it said:
For cutting the grass: $5.00
For cleaning up my room this week: $1.00
For going to the store for you: $.50
Baby-sitting my kid brother while you went shopping: $.25
Taking out the garbage: $1.00
For getting a good report card: $5.00
For cleaning up and raking the yard: $2.00
Total owed: $14.75
Well, his mother looked at him standing there, and the boy could see the memories flashing through her mind. She picked up the pen, turned over the paper he'd written on, and this is what she wrote:
For the nine months I carried you while you were growing inside me:
No Charge
For all the nights that I've sat up with you, doctored and prayed for you:
No Charge
For all the trying times, and all the tears that you've caused through the years:
No Charge
For all the nights that were filled with dread, and for the worries I knew were ahead:
No Charge
For the toys, food, clothes, and even wiping your nose:
No Charge
Son, when you add it up, the cost of my love is:
No Charge.

When the boy finished reading what his mother had written, there were big tears in his eyes, and he looked straight at his mother and said, "Mom, I sure do love you." And then he took the pen and in great big letters he wrote: "PAID IN FULL".
Gérard, do you know the song ?

_________________
France Merci de me faire part des grosses fautes dans mes messages en langue étrangère (en Message Privé). Grâce à vos remarques, je pourrai m'améliorer  :-) 
Pour n'importe quelle  question =>muriel.bercez@gmail.com
Pour connaitre le mode d'emploi=>PRESENTATION
You Don't speak French              =>Gb,De, Esp, It 
MurielB
MurielB
Admin

Messages : 17573
Lieu : Calais
Langues : Français (Langue maternelle), Gb, De, It, Es, chinois

Revenir en haut Aller en bas

Page 9 sur 41 Précédent  1 ... 6 ... 8, 9, 10 ... 25 ... 41  Suivant

Revenir en haut

- Sujets similaires

 
Permission de ce forum:
Vous ne pouvez pas répondre aux sujets dans ce forum