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Today our dreams will come true !

When you get at  wit's end with your husband's  honking, which gets going about 30 seconds after he has started sleeping,  listen to my advice ! Get to sleep before he does otherwise you will end in the guest's bed.

Men's needs are so basic !!!!!

I do hope you are not in such a  state !

Existence was so tranquil and peaceful for the young couple Adam and Eve, like straight out of a story book, until one unfortunate day when Adam showed up one hour late for supper.
By the time Adam finally came home Eve was a nervous wreck, and her imagination was working overtime. “Honey, what happened? Why are you home so late?” Questioned Eve.
“Oh I’m sorry!" Adam responded with a wave of his hand, “I just lost track of the time.”
Now Eve didn’t have a mother or girlfriend around to calm her fears, after all it was just her and her husband and despite Adam’s convincing act her overactive imagination could not be calmed. That night after two hours of restlessly turning in her bed, enough was enough.
“WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING!” Hollered Adam jumping out of bed.
“YOU KNOW DARN WELL WHAT I’M DOING” Screamed Eve right back, “NOW YOU BETTER LAY STILL RIGHT NOW, AND LET ME FINISH COUNTING THOSE RIBS!"

Gérard you mean that you forgive but you don't forget !

MurielB a écrit:Gérard you mean that you forgive but you don't forget !

> I don't hold grudges. I remember facts.
For me, there're not big differences: I rememebr any bad trick.

NB: "to hold a grudge" is rather American, Brits would prefer "to bear a grudge".

I don’t like to be among the old ones but I prefer to accept what is true

Not so easy sometimes !

Did you know about "flat squirrel"?

PS: I'll always remember the spelling, hence the pronunciation of "squirrel" as I made a mistake in the pronunciation in 2001 and I had to repeat and explain for a few seconds