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Message  gerardM le Dim 8 Fév - 16:49

Hi everyone,

I open this new thread "Dawn French Fan Club"
because I often pick up the postings of this organization
from their Facabook page;
in addition, I find them very funny:
I do like them.
(I re-published in "Funny Pics / Funny Stories").
Time for them to have their own dedicated thread here.

Dawn French is well known in Australia (and prolly in other English speaking countries) for both her funny stories and the links to cooking recipes (re-published).


Thanks to "Dawn French Fan Club"!

Facebook's page is -> https://www.facebook.com/Dawnfrenchfan?fref=nf


Er she is in fact a bit older now
(photo possibly taken at the invention of the photo tech)  Wink


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Message  gerardM le Dim 8 Fév - 16:59

Hi there,

Here's a collection of photos she published -> https://www.facebook.com/Dawnfrenchfan/photos_stream

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Message  gerardM le Dim 8 Fév - 17:00




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Message  gerardM le Dim 8 Fév - 17:02



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Message  gerardM le Dim 8 Fév - 17:24

A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch.
For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin'... perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek. Then he blushed.
The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
Minutes passed, then the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh I was thinkin'... perhaps it's noo aboot time for a wee cuddle."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds. Then he blushed.
Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts! Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin'... perhaps it's aboot time you let me put ma hand on yer leg."
The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed.
Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch before the girl spoke again.
"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well, noo," he said, "My thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time."
"Really?" said the girl in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
"Aye," said the lad, nodding.
The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.
And he said, "Din'na ye think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?"

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Message  gerardM le Dim 8 Fév - 17:32

Hi

Would you be interested in it, here's Wikipedia about Dawn French (with a pic dated 2005).

Dawn French

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Message  gerardM le Dim 8 Fév - 17:34




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Message  gerardM le Dim 8 Fév - 17:41




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Message  gerardM le Dim 8 Fév - 21:46


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Re: Dawn French Fan Club

Message  MurielB le Dim 8 Fév - 22:14

Perhaps is it a way for a man to observe that his wife is beautiful for ever ! It is good that his eyesight is failing ! Wink

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Message  gerardM le Lun 9 Fév - 15:43




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Message  gerardM le Lun 9 Fév - 15:55

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules.
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $25 the first time."
He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $50. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $100. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:
"How much for a season pass?"

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Message  gerardM le Lun 9 Fév - 16:00




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Message  gerardM le Lun 9 Fév - 16:06


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Message  gerardM le Lun 9 Fév - 16:09


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Message  gerardM le Mar 10 Fév - 8:19




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Message  gerardM le Mar 10 Fév - 9:44




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Message  gerardM le Mar 10 Fév - 10:14


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Message  gerardM le Mar 10 Fév - 10:28




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Message  gerardM le Mar 10 Fév - 10:30




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Message  gerardM le Mar 10 Fév - 11:09

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy... Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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Message  gerardM le Mer 11 Fév - 11:38

After working most of her life, Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks... and believe me, it helps me sleep at night."

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Message  gerardM le Mer 11 Fév - 12:03




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Message  gerardM le Jeu 12 Fév - 16:11

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"

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Message  gerardM le Jeu 12 Fév - 19:42




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