British humour
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Re: British humour
I am very touched with what you have written jackyg. I am back from hospital because I have broken a bone. I feel miserable but cheered up thanks to you.
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Do you fancy these ones?
There are a lot of Irish jokes in English, they are as funny as Belgian jokes in French...
Two Irishmen are speaking about
why A pear is one and a pair is two...
why A boy is somebody and a buoy is a thing...
why A ewe is an animal and you aren't....
to be continued
Two Irishmen are speaking about
why A pear is one and a pair is two...
why A boy is somebody and a buoy is a thing...
why A ewe is an animal and you aren't....
to be continued
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What is the longest word in the English language ? (English joke)
What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"
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SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"
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English joke <boat>
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What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear?
Ferry tales.
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English riddle <teacher tip>
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A legal joke
I have often asked students this one as a serious question:
Q. Do you know the difference between UNLAWFUL and ILLEGAL.
Nobody ever knows the difference so I then give them the answer:
A. 'Unlawful' means that something is against the law whereas 'Illegal' is a sick bird!
Q. Do you know the difference between UNLAWFUL and ILLEGAL.
Nobody ever knows the difference so I then give them the answer:
A. 'Unlawful' means that something is against the law whereas 'Illegal' is a sick bird!
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Re: British humour
Hi Philip HANMAN
Thank you for joining the forum but I don't understand. I have just looked up in my dictionary to check. It says that "unlawful means that the law doesn't allow you to do it" whereas" illegal means that the law says that that it is not allowed"
I am sorry but I don't understand. Is it a joke ?
Thank you for joining the forum but I don't understand. I have just looked up in my dictionary to check. It says that "unlawful means that the law doesn't allow you to do it" whereas" illegal means that the law says that that it is not allowed"
I am sorry but I don't understand. Is it a joke ?
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Re: A legal joke
Bonsoir Muriel,
Il n'y a pas de différence entre les deux mots 'unlawful' et 'illegal'. Les deux mots veulent dire la même chose. C'est un jeu de mot. Il faut lire 'illegal' comme deux mots 'ILL' et 'EAGLE' (C'est la même prononciation) = Un aigle qui est malade. C'est clair maintenant?
Philip
Il n'y a pas de différence entre les deux mots 'unlawful' et 'illegal'. Les deux mots veulent dire la même chose. C'est un jeu de mot. Il faut lire 'illegal' comme deux mots 'ILL' et 'EAGLE' (C'est la même prononciation) = Un aigle qui est malade. C'est clair maintenant?
Philip
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Re: British humour
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English humor
A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
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20 Jokes Only Really Smart Folks Will Get. #6 Is Hilarious
Howdy.
20 Jokes Only Really Smart Folks Will Get. #6 Is Hilarious.
Funny to the intellectuals out there!
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20 Jokes Only Really Smart Folks Will Get. #6 Is Hilarious.
Funny to the intellectuals out there!
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Re: British humour
Hi Gérard, every one !
If you want to understand the jokes you must revise modern Science like quantic physics guidelines. I will do it but I need time.![study](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_study.png)
If you want to understand the jokes you must revise modern Science like quantic physics guidelines. I will do it but I need time.
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La langue c'est Le Lien, Language is The Link, La Lengua es el Nexo de unión, Sprache ist die Verbindung, Il Linguaggio è Il Legame, La Lingvo estas La Ligilo etc.
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Re: British humour
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If you feel like sharing a joke with us please do
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La langue c'est Le Lien, Language is The Link, La Lengua es el Nexo de unión, Sprache ist die Verbindung, Il Linguaggio è Il Legame, La Lingvo estas La Ligilo etc.
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Don't underestimate experience !
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A ship engine failed and no one could fix it. Then they brought in a chap with 40 yrs on the job. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom. After l...ooking things over, the guy reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life. The engine was fixed! 7 Days later the owners got his bill for 10k. 'What?!' the owners said 'You hardly did anything.Send us an itemized bill.” the reply simply said
Tapping with a hammer. .£2
Knowing where to tap. .£9998
Don't underestimate experience.
Hi everyone !
Any joke is welcome !
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British humour
Beware ! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
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Re: British humour
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Re: British humour
The consolation of being over forty is that you can no longer die young (Hargrove)
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Re: British humour
What is most important in life is a mind young for ever (patrick Bercez)
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La langue c'est Le Lien, Language is The Link, La Lengua es el Nexo de unión, Sprache ist die Verbindung, Il Linguaggio è Il Legame, La Lingvo estas La Ligilo etc.
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Re: British humour
Indeed !
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
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Re: British humour
Of course many babies continue to wake through the night for many months even when they're not hungry and it would be better to say "to be awake all through the night like a baby"
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La langue c'est Le Lien, Language is The Link, La Lengua es el Nexo de unión, Sprache ist die Verbindung, Il Linguaggio è Il Legame, La Lingvo estas La Ligilo etc.
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Re: British humour
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Re: British humour
We are like puppies being fed. What is in the other ones 'plates tastes nicer than in ours and we want it;
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La langue c'est Le Lien, Language is The Link, La Lengua es el Nexo de unión, Sprache ist die Verbindung, Il Linguaggio è Il Legame, La Lingvo estas La Ligilo etc.
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Re: British humour
A book is a success when people who haven't read it pretend they have.
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Re: British humour
very true !
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La langue c'est Le Lien, Language is The Link, La Lengua es el Nexo de unión, Sprache ist die Verbindung, Il Linguaggio è Il Legame, La Lingvo estas La Ligilo etc.
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