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Re: Dawn French Fan Club 2
MurielB Jeu 9 Juin - 23:58
Man and woman never understand each other ! 
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Re: Dawn French Fan Club 2
gerardM Dim 12 Juin - 16:27
That provides interest...MurielB a écrit:Man and woman never understand each other !
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Re: Dawn French Fan Club 2
gerardM Dim 12 Juin - 16:27
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Re: Dawn French Fan Club 2
MurielB Lun 13 Juin - 19:51
gerardM a écrit:That provides interest...MurielB a écrit:Man and woman never understand each other !
Gérard, of course they are different and therefore think and view situations in a different way . The only way is communication. How can we guess what is Inside our Partner without communication ? this is the only way. "Never" was may be a bit too strong and pessimistic.
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Re: Dawn French Fan Club 2
gerardM Mar 14 Juin - 14:30
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Re: Dawn French Fan Club 2
gerardM Mar 14 Juin - 14:32
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Re: Dawn French Fan Club 2
gerardM Mar 14 Juin - 14:35
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Re: Dawn French Fan Club 2
MurielB Mar 14 Juin - 16:52
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Re: Dawn French Fan Club 2
gerardM Jeu 16 Juin - 22:51
I could have used this when I was a child
The Students Are Struggling With Fractions. Now Watch What The Teacher Does With LEGOs. Awesome!
This teacher deserves a medal
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Not with this that the Brits will adopt the decimal system! LOL
The Students Are Struggling With Fractions. Now Watch What The Teacher Does With LEGOs. Awesome!
This teacher deserves a medal
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Not with this that the Brits will adopt the decimal system! LOL
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Re: Dawn French Fan Club 2
MurielB Ven 17 Juin - 15:45
Very useful piece of information ! Legos are so much more than just playthings=> 17 Practical Uses for Lego in Your Everyday Life
All the more so since they are very matter-of- fact !Not with this that the Brits will adopt the decimal system! LOL
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Re: Dawn French Fan Club 2
gerardM Sam 18 Juin - 11:25
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director what the criterion was that defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No," said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a room with or without a view?"
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No," said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a room with or without a view?"
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Re: Dawn French Fan Club 2
gerardM Sam 18 Juin - 11:26
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Re: Dawn French Fan Club 2
gerardM Dim 19 Juin - 17:27
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde, "Stand in the circle and don't move!"
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this."
He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde. She replied, "When you weren't looking I stepped outside the circle four times."
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this."
He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde. She replied, "When you weren't looking I stepped outside the circle four times."
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Re: Dawn French Fan Club 2
MurielB Mar 21 Juin - 22:03
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Re: Dawn French Fan Club 2
gerardM Jeu 23 Juin - 8:40
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."
The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."
The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
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Re: Dawn French Fan Club 2
gerardM Sam 25 Juin - 18:57
Barber Called Him "The Dumbest Kid In The World," But Nobody Expected Him To Say THIS!
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Re: Dawn French Fan Club 2
gerardM Lun 27 Juin - 14:41
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Re: Dawn French Fan Club 2
MurielB Lun 27 Juin - 23:17
Moreover, nothing will bring you greater peace than minding your own business!
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Re: Dawn French Fan Club 2
gerardM Jeu 30 Juin - 17:18
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem.
A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man...
She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers, and then there are educators...
A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man...
She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers, and then there are educators...
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Re: Dawn French Fan Club 2
MurielB Jeu 30 Juin - 22:07
Very efficient demonstration !He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet
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Re: Dawn French Fan Club 2
gerardM Jeu 30 Juin - 22:36
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Re: Dawn French Fan Club 2
gerardM Jeu 30 Juin - 22:38
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Re: Dawn French Fan Club 2
MurielB Jeu 30 Juin - 22:44
Holding a Grudge Is Like Letting Someone Live Rent-Free in Your Mind
Gérard I agree that when you feel hatred towards someone, you allow hatred to fill and be a part of you. That somebody fills your mind and in a way lives rent-free.
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Re: Dawn French Fan Club 2
gerardM Lun 11 Juil - 19:40
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Re: Dawn French Fan Club 2
MurielB Lun 11 Juil - 22:35
Time and tide wait for no man ! Every week starts with Monday and you can't escape .....
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