Re: Dawn French Fan Club 2

gerardM Sam 14 Jan - 20:47

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25 Hilarious Signs That Are Not Quite Getting The Job Done
These are just brilliant.
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gerardM Jeu 19 Jan - 21:29

MurielB Jeu 19 Jan - 22:24

To do the Laundry=>To do the washing

gerardM Lun 30 Jan - 11:56

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese."
"No like Chinese?" asks the copilot, "Why?"
"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"
"No, no," the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese."
"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter, you're all alike!"
There's a few minutes of silence...
"I no like Jews either!" the copilot suddenly announces.
"Oh yeah, why not?" asks the captain.
"Jews sink Titanic."
"What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "It was an iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg... no mattah... all same."

gerardM Lun 30 Jan - 11:58

This is a touchy subject

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This Is What Happens When Schools Keep Getting Blamed For Kids' Bad Behaviour
As a parent, we may send our children to school and we do so to ensure that they get an education. It has been that way for many years and the students learn how…
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gerardM Lun 30 Jan - 19:29

OK I didn't know,
"old school" is the English expression ie the exact translation of the French one: easy! good to know!

gerardM Lun 30 Jan - 19:48

MurielB Lun 30 Jan - 21:40

wikipedia a écrit:the living matter of the planet Earth functions like a single organism, and Golding suggested naming this hypothesis after Gaia, the goddess of the earth in Greek mythology.^[

Thanks Gérard. It is true that for him the Goddess of the earth was a female entity.

gerardM Ven 3 Fév - 15:10

MurielB Ven 3 Fév - 21:54

Gérard I don't understand what that picture is getting at ? scratch

gerardM Ven 3 Fév - 22:34

MurielB a écrit:Gérard I don't understand what that picture is getting at ?

Simply, the cyan person doesn't believe the purple one as the latter would be more credible with: "Do you want to go to the bar with me?".

MurielB Ven 3 Fév - 22:37

Ok I've got it , thanks Gérard !

gerardM Dim 5 Fév - 11:51

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
“Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and replied,
“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”